SCOTLAND THE GRAVE, PART 2: SISTERS ARE DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES

"There was madness in any direction, at any hour” - Hunter S Thompson.

Where the Hell do I even start with this...hmmm...okay then. First off, let's all stand up and give Holyrood a teareyed respectful salute as that fine Scottish (mental) institution plays its current theme tune. Sing along if you know the words:

Does that feel good, expressive, patriotic, civic-minded, joyous, liberating, chestpuffing, saltire-waving, thistle-grasping, bagpipe-skirling, therapeutic? Good. I knew it would. Rousing curative to heal the heated heart and head. Do it again, it if feels right! Fire on!

Anyway.

Like any person with half a working rational brain, I have watched the current inquiry into the corrupt, truth-obscuring actions of the Scottish government and N----a S------n with a mixture of disgust, disgust, and disgust. Our sleekit worst minister and her alphabet(rayer) females allegedly tried to send her mentor Alex Salmond to prison for the rest of his life on trumped-up, bullshit charges, to stop his return to frontline politics, and thus jealously safeguard her own job and selfie-styled, rainbow-hued Scottish fiefdom.

And now it's all going horribly, horribly wrong, coming apart like soiled cludgie roll flushed down the dungsnatching bog of vile truths and illuminating facts.

It's a wee shame, so'n it is. Whatever is Scotland coming to when you can't even pull off a selfie-serving wee auto-da-fe and torment and destroy your mentor, without the truth, the hail of truth, and fuck all but the truth getting in the inconvenient way? Disgusting, disgraceful, and disturbing, isn't it? Soooooo 20^th century - barbaric, vitriolic, misogynistic, just plain...not...fair! Simply not on, dahlink! Let that angst and anger go, N----a! Primate scream therapy! Let the ladyhaters feel that shit!

But oor wee sinister minister can't help herself, she's just wired like that. And by the way. As I said a couple of years ago, I will say what the fuck I want. Because I am white, heterosexual, middle-aged, working class, with zero victim mentality, what I say will just be disregarded by the age-sneering uber-youth, a lot of women, and S------n supporters in general anyway, so fuck it. It's liberating not to have mushy, meaningless words put in your mouth. What has been kind of disgustingly fascinating, like examining a dead parasitic insect under a microscope, has been the behaviour of some of her ostensibly 'woke' (meaningless parroted yank drivel) supporters and enablers. Like this youth cult shit is even anything new! Hilarious.

Don't trust anyone over 30, unless it's Jack Weinberg. Category: Page One from The Berkeley Daily Planet

It's probably – definitely – a generation chasm thing, but I have long since given up even trying to understand the actions of young, educated-beyond-their-intelligence-levels SNP 'activists' (a devalued word that now means 'obnoxious whining-faced cunts') and their insecure, angry, hateful attempts to silence people they don't agree with online. Or threaten them with 'corrective' rape, cos they seem to despise women, but that's a whole different, being-polis-investigated story. I am not even interested in their obvious hypocrisy and lack of deep thought on every level of every subject. No point trying to point it out to them; they will not take it on board (especially presented by some old, out-of-touch cunt on the net); no religious cultist can be swayed from the One True Way And Light.

Just ask Jim Jones.

Or Charles Manson.

Or N----a S------n.

Our burst minister has come to power under a perfect storm of historically unprecedented events and propagandist media power. She runs a revenge cabinet, where every previously marginalised or ignored or brutalised minority, sidelined by an ex or sex or sexuality or skin colour, now wants to force the majority to bow down to their random mercurial witless whims. They often just parrot half-chewed soundbites imported via social media from America. I genuinely don't even care about the latter fact either, have been pointing it out for (far too) long enough, and am tired of doing so. These youngsters are not Scottish, they're Americans, and utter pricks with it. Not a sense of humour or a joke or a smile between all of them, literal (political) party poopers. But America's a country with a totally different history than here, totally different sociological pathologies, and trying to cookie-cutter impose its deranged problems, and no less deranged solutions, onto Scotland, is a sick fucking joke at best, and dangerous, stupid, and divisive at worst. So go on, brainwashed American child, call me a (yawn) 'fascist' and suck...my...disdain.     

Are these the kind of people you would like to hang out with at parties, socially distanced (which these people were long before the pandemic anyway) or not? Nae chance! Hence their impotent frustrated anger, and wish to impose their newly-minted social media 'power' on others unlike them, sanctioned and encouraged straight from the top by their indulgent high heid yin auntie.

They want to make us say and think and do as they do (i.e. sit and talk rabbit-hole-dwelling shite on the net, every night, forever), or shut up! Have you ever heard so much total and utter shite in your life? It's like being told by children who are not even yours (cos a lot of this is just middle class brats rebelling against their mammy and daddy) to shut it, or else! Fuck them one and all! I get that they're coming into a grave new world, everything is melting down, entropy and anarchy and corporate fascism beckon at them through the ever-nearer bars of sterile incarcerating adulthood, but really – they can go fuck themselves. Sideways. With a twirling lawnmower (probably get the polis set on me cos of that over-the-top, surreal image, nicked from a line in the film A Nightmare On Elm Street; just ask Mark Hirst how that works).

Who the fuck do these spindoctrinated whining brats think they're talking to? It's hilarious! Run a country? They can't even leave the hoose, or have a critical conversation on the net with people without their mammies defending them! Are they all taking the fucking piss like a catheter or what? I am laughing here at the absurdity of it all. Give those science-and-sanity-deniers, fictitious-facts-waving, jumped-up, semi-sentient children power over myself and my tongue, or that of other adults? A gloriously hilariously ludicrous concept.

They have come of age when N----a has been in power for six-and-a-half painfully deranged zero-indy-sum-game years, so they don't really know about being under any other political leader. She makes the right 'inclusive' noises (to anybody but the working class, or people who disagree with her, or people she perceives as her political rivals, or heterosexual white men in general) imported from America. And that's their online orthodoxy, the stuff they have to parrot or you lose status in the rumour-and-tumour circus of Twitter. But really, those sadly deluded young cunts are barking up the wrong tree altogether.

“Others conquered love, but I ran
I sat in my room and I drew up a plan
Oh but plans can fall through, as so often they do
And time is against me now”- The Smiths.

'Alternative' sexuality? Is that all they can offer, that they like to fuck somebody of the same sex, when heterosex is the only true perversity left? Really, aye? Who fucking cares?! I kind of get why they are like they are. They have come of age during the splinternet era. Every form of human and animal sexuality under the stuttering monitor-illuminating sun has been splayed out before them like a cheap anysex whore's legs since they were in single age digits or younger. No wonder they have so many sexual 'identities'! They've not done much with their sexuality yet but talk about it and throw it at bored, normal, non-net-dwelling people in the political sphere to be bowed to and 'respected.' I genuinely don't bear any ill will towards any of those people, but they certainly don't do themselves any favours with their online bullying bullshit.

I find the mentality of people who support S------n over Alex Salmond to be quite fascinating, irrational, illogical, bizarre, shallow, sheepherdy, and sociopathic. Every day at the inquiry brings out another Wings Over Scotland clinically-net-dissected detail or two (hundred) of what she and her cabal did, and how they tried to cover it up their embarrassingly amateur plot. S------n allegedly framed her mentor (there's female gratitude for you! Thought they were the fair sex!), wasting huge amounts of Scottish taxpayers' cash (which she and her women do on a regular basis; just ask Craig Murray and Mark Hirst, as well as the ex First Minister under anonymous smeary attack) in the process. What does she care? She's not paying for it! I mean, fuck the voters, we're only here to facilitate the slavishly lavish lifestyle she and her decorticated auntiefa dollybird squad enjoy, and if they want to ruin a man's life in some shitty smeary court case over job insecurity, they'll do it, alright? Cos let's face it, men are last century's yucky salty-tasting flavour anyway, right, giggling girly-girl gang?

“Many a good man has been put under the bridge by a woman” - Charles Bukowski.

It's the young men that support this horseshit online (cos if you talk to the Scottish working class in the actual real, live world on a daily basis, they can see the truth of the whole matter) that really get to me. They are coming of age in a post-MeToo era, want to score some PC brownie points, and show how 'sensitive' and 'feminist' they are to get laid. The irony of it all, of course, is that the middle class, affected princesses (working class women are a far more sensible, realistic group of people, far more likeable in general) they want the wit to woo with their 'fuck that creepy old touchy-feely bastard Salmond' witless Twitter witterings...don't even want or like sensitive, feminised men! They want a guy who will tell them to go fuck themselves if they get full of shit, and will have no respect for him if he doesn't. Nobody likes a lapdog, after all.

I mean, they spew their manhating venom all over the media and net these days, but really, no real man wants a castrating harridan, and no woman wants a man she can have complete control over. She'll be finding somebody new in minutes behind your 'cishet' (or whatever other poodle's-leash yank shite you would call yourself) back, pal, and the worse they get treated (not talking physical abuse) the more they love it. All the good girls love a bad guy! All the stupid inexperienced ones, that is.

But here's the real grind of it all. Some sick women do make fake sexual assault allegations, as per the anonymous (alpha)beta females. They do it for all sorts of reasons, and none of them are valid (except in their own damaged minds), but they all get listened to, to a greater or lesser degree. So you sure as shit better hope that you don't piss  off some twisted, fantasy-dwelling sociopath, by cheating on her or forgetting her birthday, or even just by breathing on some days, or she will fuck you up. No joke. And the ladies know what I am talking about here, would they but admit it. Supporting a free and balanced and non-corrupt legal system and judiciary, versus blindly worshipping a cult-of-personality cursed minister, is just enlightened self-interest, to any sane person.

Women have had endless millenia of perfecting ingenious and evil and cruel ways to fuck men up mentally, emotionally, financially, and legally. They are generally not as physically strong as men, so they have had to play it fly or they will get a hiding, and they know they will. If you cross one of these lunatic ladies, wee feminist laddies, you will never forget it, and you will wonder how you could ever have loved or cared about the unrecognisable harridan laughing at you shocked in the dock, thoroughly enjoying your pain and suffering and despair like a fine bitter vintage wine.

Believe women? Have you honestly never met a lying, vindictive, hateful woman in your life? You're lucky if you haven't, boys. Alex Salmond got found innocent, but is still having these fucking braindead mendacious harridans attack him with caustic anonymous impunity in the collaborating media, like that piece of shit on the BBC the other night! The fact that the Scottish-government-funded Rape Crisis Scotland has allowed itself to be used to attack Mr. Salmond (salute and much respect, sir, for all you and your wife have been through with such dignity) in this fashion is a total disgrace, and will no doubt put victims off reporting real sex crimes. That is totally vile, and a real disservice to the women of Scotland who need help after a traumatic incident, and a trusting ear.

RCS should be totally apolitical, regardless of where it gets its funding from. How can they be trusted by the people they serve otherwise? Raped women can see how the organisation is being used to make statements in the press, and how the original two complainants did not want to have their complaints taken to the police. Women are not stupid, and they don't forget. Or forgive. This is disgusting cynicism to the nth degree, using an ostensibly unassailable organisation to obsessively spit on an innocent man, and to Hell with the wider consequences. But that is the disgusting matriarchal hotbed of corruption country we live in now ("still much more to be done!"), where men can be spat on with impunity, and dragged through the courts for disagreeing with a woman in power, at no cost to the woman or women who feel like ruining a life, just cos they can, and just because they feel like it.

This whole Salmond abortion, and its aftermath, has been such a female way of cynically attacking an innocent man that it's headshakingly amazing. S------n once styled herself as a feminist, but says nothing when Joanna Cherry gets rape and death threats, and tacitly condones the arsehole behaviour of her swarmtrooper (my word for the Twitter pile-on dolts) defenders when they piss over anybody they disagree with, or when they attack women with impunity.

'A man with white tie and dress shirt, naked from the waist down except for black garters, talks to the Queen Bee in elegant tones. (Queen Bees are old women who surround themselves with fairies to form a “swarm.” It is a sinister Mexican practice.)' - Naked Lunch.

Aye, N----a's such a feminist. She started hating Thatcher and has now become her, and the lady's not for turning, as we all can see. As for trans rights, and the GRA, I am beyond sick of hearing about all that. There is not one sex or sexuality or race on this planet I hate. Have to say, it's ironic. Having the artistic interests I personally do, like, say, writing extensively about the homosexual writer William S Burroughs, I never fitted into 20^th century, macho, post-industrial Scotland. Now I don't fit into 21^st century post-industrial, increasingly feminised Scotland, which is equally fucking disgusting in some ways, just because I have a penis I want to keep and stick in women, and am middle-aged and supposedly everybodyphobic! Hilarious! Ye cannae win! I grew up during a period in Scotland which the crime minister clearly wants revenge upon, and to totally annihilate. I mean, the reasons for it are pretty transparent, but we're not allowed to articulate them. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

Suffice to say, her majority-alienating obsession with sexuality minority rights, her embarrassing please-don't-leave-the-party-my-gay-teen-chums videos, and attending gay pride rallies (when they were on) whilst not attending independence rallies...says a lot. 

What a total...and utter...load...of...worthless...shit. 

We have a party ruined by a floundering, single-issue-obsessed female supremacist, driven by pathological narcissism and by the thought of missing out on her teen fun years. Poor people are dying in the streets, a weakened Westminster is at its lowest ebb...and we're debating utter fucking horseshit that affects about three self-obsessed people in the whole fucking country! What a shambolic, farcical, twisted, selfie-serving disgrace! The net-dwellers have no sense of wider community or a greater good because they are lost in themselves, heads stuck up their arses as they moved in to get a good look at their own navels just a bit...too...close.

Run your country into the ground while you forget the reason your party exists in the first place...and totally ignore the poor people starving and dying at the bottom of the totem pole. THEY are the uncared-for metaphorical minorities now, whilst the shrinking middle classes see themselves as the new self-appointed proles, with their shrinking wages and shrinking libidos. The monumental victim-mentality self-pity as they awake from their comfortable Guardian-guzzling slumber is incredible, risible and utterly fucking disgusting. No wonder they write bitter paper columns about their cats, and how much they don't want to have children.

Thank fuck for small mercies.

So where the fuck is Scotland going right now politically and socially? Down the tubes, it would seem, like the rest of the Western world right now. But conflating massive world sea changes and more immediate Scottish ones is a mistake, cos it just overloads the mental and emotional circuits. To be honest, this is a small country, utterly insignificant on the world stage, no matter how much the SNP strut and crow about 'world first' or 'world leader' policies.

The SNP leadership's arselicking-puppydog need to be noticed by the USA, the most dangerous and violent rogue state in the world, is a fucking embarrassing disgrace. You know what they think about Scotland in America, N----a? (Not that she'll read this) Let me tell you straight and true: they don't think about us. At all. Trust me. That's the voice of years of experience living there speaking, not just informed by shite telly and net and film consumption. They wank over the accent, and might claim some sort of vague ancestry, but really – no place but America means anything to them, or comes anywhere near their ruined hellscape home country. Why would it, if it's the Best Country In The World (TM)? It's only American exceptionalism common sense, Johnny Foreigner!

“You wanna a banana republic that bad
 Why don't you go move to one?” - Dead Kennedys.

So we are currently at some sort of existential impasse. Scottish politics might well be terminally damaged by all this current deranged hogfuckery. Pandemic aside (and the worst minister has not performed all that greatly during this, preening telly appearances aside), Scotland is being run by a bleakly comedic Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos duo who will not be there forever. We have a clueless justice minister who has no legal degree, supports his boss unconditionally in allegedly breaking the law, breaks the law himself, and has a burning desire to arrest us for religious hate speech (for obvious reasons) in our own homes! Careerist entryists try to get elected on the basis of their sex, sexuality, colour, first letter of their name, or having a disability. The legal and judicial systems seem very compromised, but not terminally, or Alex Salmond and Mark Hirst would not be free. S------n and her catty, twelve-grand-a-year, office-girl-mentality, hubble-bubble-leg-shave-stubble coven will not be around forever and, once their boss is gone, all the current political parasites will have a career reckoning to deal with.

So where do we go from here? Think a few years down the line, if you even can anymore. Not sure anybloodybody can.

Because nothing like social media, and the online (should-be meaningless and nonexistent) political grip of a few somewhat unbalanced individuals, has ever existed before in the history of our specious species, foreseeing it was impossible. However, this tiny, bullying, embittered subsection of the Scottish population would not have gotten as far as they did without the explicit consent and encouragement of the farce minister. She's the exact worst person who could have inherited the FM mantle after 2014, and it's been impossibly rotten luck to have somebody so destructive to Scottish politics in the wrong place at the wrong time for years now. She and Jackie Kay, our totally talentless National Poet, would be better off writing shite poetry in some twee middle class feminist poetry circle somewhere, she'd be far happier. Cos to be honest, I don't think she's enjoying being in the post anymore.

I don't know if there's even much to learn from this whole bizarre, disgusting conflagration. We can't censor people online (see? I would never try to stop people babble-blabbing their American gibberish on the net, though they would never extend me the same courtesy, were the roles reversed), although the ostensible left is getting into that a lot in America now, ostensibly to stop 'racist right-wing rhetoric' online:

The Journalistic Tattletale and Censorship Industry Suffers Several Well-Deserved Blows - Glenn Greenwald (substack.com)

How pathetic and insane and worrying is that story? I suppose the best thing to do would be to ignore net blowhards, but this stuff has had such a tragically large impact on negatively splitting this country's (mis)fortunes that I suppose studies should be done of it. We will probably never get a 'leader' like S-----n again with such a rabid rabbit-hole-dwelling minority spindoctrinated following, but we should at least be aware of it. Maybe in the future we could see it coming if possible, what with having the 'gayest' parliament in the world. Having every single 20th century sustaining illusion about the Scottish people, our view of ourselves, and our politics, utterly destroyed, been shown the bottomless depths to which modern politics can sink and sink and sink, has certainly been educational and useful. If anything good comes out of the last six-and-a-half years at all, it will be a lesson in what we don't want to become, a roadmap out of schizoid Hell and the angry voter fury that comes with disregarding practically everybody in the whole fucking country, except when their vote is needed. It has also killed stone dead the idea of how fair and balanced and caring and full of shiny happy people a female-constructed-and-led country could be, so we have actually set the cause of feminism back decades.

Yay us.

Well, yay our lips-pursed minister, I'm certainly not taking any of the fucking blame for it. And neither are a lot of other people who once believed in the SNP. The people who are leaving in droves, in fact.

A lot of this worthless modern shit actually boils down 'online debate' (not that there is such a thing online; nobody's mind ever got changed on an important subject by the opposition online) to teenage girl-level gossipy dogshit for morons. Quite depressing, to be honest. Not an adult in the house, and that goes right to the top of the SNP tree. A fucking embarrassment. Scotland had genius a century or two ago, now all we have is he-said-she-said arseholes screaming smugly in I'm-always-right delusion at each other online. But if that doesn't affect the future of a country negatively in the real world, let the rabbit-hole-pokers argue forever online, Hell fucking mend them for wasting their (no) lives that way. Who cares?

It's the lack of common sense and sanity about the whole Salmond debacle that gets to me, amongst those who spit on his name online (saw one piece of American genetic debris, resident in Scotland for just a few years, telling people online that he was “yesterday's man” and to “move on with your life.” Typical braindead middle class yank, sticking their neb in where it's not wanted)(aye, I'm fucking bigoted against white middle class Americans after personal experience, though I still have a few pals from that area; fucking sue me). But that's the general level of the 'intelligence' of these nutters. Imagine if the man was a family member or friend or partner of yours. Be so quick to forgive and forget them, would you?

These bangers somehow fail to see, through ignorance or naivety or lack of life experience, or plain spite and hatred, that any government that will use its powers, and that of the police and judiciary, against its private citizens...is a busted flush, an overripe stinking black banana republic...that could be rounding on its own supporters some day when they find themselves somehow straying away from the nonexistent 'right side of history.' What total morons and lunatics! Just forget that a patriotic Scottish hero had his life and reputation trashed cos he's an older man, and it's a woman's world now, so just move on, meaningless, who cares!

Plenty of people fucking care.

And don't think this sort of vile filth doesn't have real-life ramifications. It most definitely does, far away from the bedrooms of arrogant, ignorant young people who know nothing about life. At least they may grow up and out of this sociopathic cult-of-celeb, personality-worship-club phase. Many are not bad people, just life-uneducated, naïve as to the ways of the world and how they're being (ab)used to do the attack dog dirty work of others. Madness: pure, unmitigated madness. I want no part of a future Scotland where arseholes and lunatics can 'legally' attack and smear you anonymously at innuendo-whispering whim for their own twisted, sick, deranged, pathetic reasons, then continue to attack you in the media even after the event when you are found innocent. That would mean that Scotland would have become a braindead third world shithole, and I would want no part of it.

Too late, eh?

We'll see.

Talk amongst yourselves.

END

PS: I have no wish to 'debate' any of this. I just wanted to get a few things off my own chest. After all, I have been seeing-hearing the opposite idiotic and inane and insane views aired with impunity for years and years and years and years and fucking years now, and I am totally sick of it all. I genuinely have zero desire to write anything else ever again about Scottish politics. It's a braindead cultish sewer full of loons and morons and bores, now, and reading and thinking about it is just torture. Go on, call me a unionist, I will laugh in your fucking face. I don't know what the solution to any of this abortive shit is. I feel just as bad as everybody else does. Fuck it.

PPS: No animals were harmed during the making of this production.

But always remember, like Charlie says...

"Beware the preachers
 Beware the knowers..."

(This is dedicated to Alex and Moira Salmond, and to any man who ever got fucked over by an evil woman.)