ALLY THE ALLY

Usually dubious

Ay hardcore male feminists

Whae nivir ivir shut up

Aboot the oppression ay women

Morning noon nightmare

Cos ah eywis kinnay wonder

How many women thiv smacked

Or whit the score is in general

Wi them n the totally fair sex

Fir them tae be sae

Publicly penitent

N looking fir

Self-righteous

Absolution n

Adulation

In aw the wrang

Fake oestrogenerated

Directions.

Onywey -

Gaun! Get tae fuck!

Nae cunt wants tae listen tae

Yer constant moaning

Yer constant preaching

Yer constant castrato screeching

Jist so ye kin git in yer bird's knickers.

Try them oan - they wid fit you

Noo onywey, cunt,

Wi nae mair

Fucking

Baws.

THE END