A VERY TALL DISORDER (PART 2 OF 2)

(This has a couple of expletives in it, and weird film discussion. You're warned)




But I haven’t said much about the film, really. Well, let’s rectify that. It’s an incredible achievement. Like the aborted feature Kill Whitey! in it, TTTC was funded by Kickstarter. With a skeleton crew, Andrew flew to Ghana and, quite simply, got this film made…somehow. There are moments during the running time when it seems that, like the production itself, Andrew will simply fall apart. But it never happens, obviously. Andrew gives a fine performance as his own fevered alter ego Alby Wrangler, by turns sensitive, vulnerable, enraged, lonely, hateful, and satisfied-film-nerdy. It’s actually quite an incredible performance, scary as Hell in places, with the depth of unrestrained Dennis Hopper-level rage occasionally on display. He really put himself through the wringer to make this film, and it shows.

I really enjoyed Kristen Condon’s excellent turn as Wrangler’s pretentious, obnoxious, racist, mendacious, drunken fiancée Chantalle, who also manages occasionally to pierce his swaddling celluloid cocoon with some harsh truthful words. Kiefer Findlow was great as the long-suffering, eye-rolling cameraman Cody, and you could see there were points where he was trying hard not to laugh at the madness being haphazardly thrown up onscreen. There’s basically not a bad performance in the whole film, and the innocent merriment of the excited Kumasi residents appearing in it (the shyly grinning lassie with the clapperboard!) add an unforced welcome layer of depth and warmth to the whole affair.

From the African contingent, the 29-year-old midget who looks 12, Gideon Korang, was great, and looked like he was having a lot of fun, especially when Andrew got his face tattooed onto his arm in real life. Ninja is not given all that much to do a lot of the time, though he is very good in his role. He is ecstatic when he first meets Wrangler, but after watching the crazed, near-insane Australian director literally poorly wrangling a bizarre production together, and have his personal life fall apart, he grows much less accommodating of his white guest. Ninja often looks confused by what he is seeing, the unravelling of a film plot in the head only one man can (maybe) understand, and it’s hilarious to have him sit down in an interview in-film and basically say he has zero clue what Wrangler’s (Andrew’s) vision is, or what he is trying to do.

I found myself occasionally wondering this throughout the whole film, to be honest. I have no idea what the African film crew were expecting when Andrew got there, and wondered how much they actually understood of what the Hell was going on at some points. But I also got the feeling that’s what Andrew was feeling as well, confused and clueless and in real pain (his mother tragically died during the filming, which is somewhat uncomfortably transposed into the running time in a couple of places; the production is dedicated to her), so it’s all part of a bigger demented whole. The film slides in and out of reality constantly, so we never quite know if what we're meant to be watching is reel or real or both, and that's all well and fine and good. 

I don’t know if Andrew got a permit to shoot, something which is addressed in the film, but it looks like a lot of the film was shot on the fly. I suppose if you have an international Kickstarter, you can’t just creep into a country with a camera crew unannounced. But the difficulties Wrangler experienced in the film bring to mind all the madness and blood-tears wept by directors during other shoots: Apocalypse Now (referenced a few times), Fitzcarraldo, The Last Movie…the list goes on. You could maybe add the deeply contentious, Africa-set mondo movie Goodbye Uncle Tom as a fourth-wall-breaking reference point, were you so inclined. 

Andrew simultaneously manages to take the piss like a catheter out of the whole ‘director on the edge’ hackneyed premise…and to be that person in real life. I told him it was a gonzo Heart of Darkness, and I meant it. Luckily he didn’t suffer a heart attack on the set like Martin Sheen did in Apocalypse Now, but Andrew does hilariously parody Sheen’s drunken mirror-punching crack-up by getting pissed and eating cornflakes from a box, inconsolable.

Aesthetically, and psychologically, there are a few different films and figures who loom large in the twisted film tapestry that this film comprises: Brian Trenchard-Smith (whom I would imagine Andrew can relate to because of his Australian exploitation filmmaking escapades, as well as his time moving round different countries as a child), Weng Weng (TTTC is basically Andrew getting to direct the long-dead Filipino midget in an exploitation film in his own mind; he even has Gideon appear in a scene on a bed with a woman, spouting dialogue from For Y’ur Height Only, and there are multiple other Weng refs) and Quentin Tarantino, who gets mentioned multiple times during the film. Andrew seems to have a love-hate relationship with the obnoxious motormouth American’s films and, indeed, as film nerd competition from a video shop background, his existence in general.

I would have to say, though, that, seeing as Andrew doesn’t live in Israel now, hasn’t gone full Zionist, and doesn’t have to dodge explosions in a bomb shelter, he wins on general life points. The Taller They Come is partly an angry, fuck-you-I’m-indie-til-death middle finger gesture to Tarantino and his tired ‘film remix’ plagiarist drivel, making the deeply personal project that the American would make if he had the guts or insight to do so.

Or maybe he wouldn’t.

Who knows? Or cares.

Be interesting to see what he would make of it, though. Doubt he’d like the “Fuck Tarantino!” line at least.

Morally, sometimes this film seems to exist in a slightly grey area. There are non-PC jokes that could be considered racist, except there is absolutely no race hate in the film – except towards white people, from white people (very American!) – so I had no real problem with it. A lot of the literal off-colour humour is black and vicious and very, very funny. The film Wrangler directs ‘remaking’ The Harder They Come only has a handful of recreated scenes in this film. I had never seen the Jimmy Cliff film, and watched it for this review as research, so I understood what was being referenced. Without that knowledge, however, scenes like the one where Gideon is tied to a bed and whipped by a cop – mirroring one in THTC, for an assault also recreated in TTTC – would seem bizarre and racist coming from a white filmmaker.

But that’s ultimately the thing about The Taller They Come. Only film obsessives are truly going to get where it’s coming from, and it will leave a lot of others cold and confused. The occasionally slightly contentious subject matter might get discussed in the mainstream media, which would be a good thing for PR for the film, so maybe I should try and start the fake rumour that it’s irredeemably racist filth. Certainly get the net nuts screaming blue bloody murder.

Or…maybe not.

(Laughing)

Ultimately, The Taller They Come is an amazing achievement, a tall tale told tried and true. It’s actually incredible that this film got made at all. Andrew Leavold manages to juggle so many personal and cinematic plates during the running time, without any of them really smashing, it’s crazy. It sprints along, constantly being new and inventive, mocking dubbing and subtitling and foreign titling and, well, you’ll just need to see it for yourself. For film buffs, this truly is a poignant, coruscating, warm-guttywut-feeling symphony. Others less familiar with niche cinema will take whatever they want from it. The more things change.

But I truly do think Andrew has created a real living, breathing work of art with this one. It's going to take a while to catch on, and will catch a lot of flak and cause a lot of chaos and division until it does...but it will catch on eventually, trust me. The self-satisfied supposed trendsetter film nerds will squeal and scream and gibber the worst, presented with something they have no currently available critical roadmap for. They have no gatekeeper to look to for acceptance guidance, and don't have enough courage to just leap into the celluloid void and like what they like and the Hell with likes or being liked for it. And Andrew and his incredibly strange film crew will just laugh all the way to the weird film credibility bank as the lights come up in the illuminating post-screening confusion.

The usual chaos.

One thing’s for sure, though. Having exhausted his early-life store of tropes and cinematic tricks and references, it will be very, very interesting to see what Andrew Leavold comes up with next. He’s already directed feature-length fictional films like Lesbo-A-Go-Go from earlier on in his career. But this is a work of almost forced maturity, and he’s not the same person by any means as he was when he started making it. The trajectory of his skewed-genius career has been a zigzag, mystifying, and, again that word, unique one. I can’t wait to see what the rest of his films will be like. But Andrew, please, just promise me one, er, wee thing:

No more midgets, anklebiters, kneecappers, navelgazers, shortarses, little people, whatever they call them, eh?

That time is dead and gone, officially as of now.

“Deliver the goods, above and beyond creative and fiscal expectations. Mr Reliable is a popular guy. Specialise in the difficult. No task too great, no budget too small. Work breeds work, particularly if you leave your producers smiling rather than unhappy. Low-budget genre film making does not mean you have to check your personality at the door” – Brian Trenchard-Smith.


THE END

Special bonus: the 2024 documentary Andrew Leavold did about Ninja Productions, Film Safari Ghana, and a special bonus gallery of shots from The Taller They Come. You're welcome.


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 












 


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